i thought some of the forons would get a kick out of this craigslist ad. this co-op member wants to trade his/her 5-digit member number for a 3-digit number and a bonus $25 to boot. aside from the fact that there is probably some fine print against ...

The Food 4 Less on Fourth and Soto has the closest ATM. I tell Willy to stay in the car, in case we run into one of Willy's rivals inside. "Stay here, dog," I tell him, "I'll be right back." I'm not ten feet away when I hear a muffled "Hey."

South Cooperative Theater will bite into Roald Dahl's Willy Wonka Junior on March 12, 13 and 14. Dahl's timeless story of the world-famous candy man and his quest to find an heir comes to life in this stage adaptation of Charlie and The Chocolate ...

The Sharon Middle School auditorium will look a little bit strange this weekend, as Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe, Veruca Salt and of course Willy Wonka take the stage for a musical performance of the “Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka.” Dozens of ...

God's just a circus sideshow freak, inserted willy-nilly whenever ceremony or tradition calls for a stronger dose of patriotism or ceremony than mere mortals can hope to add on their own. Like a carnival barker, or a shiftless, traveling evangelical ...

Freedom Star wins the Grade 3 Azeri Stakes for older fillies and mares at Oaklawn Park on March 6, 2010. HOT SPRINGS, Ark. -- Win Willy removed blinkers for Saturday's Grade 3, $150,000 Razorback Handicap and turned in a sterling, come-from-behind ...

"Be My Baby" -- The new Ken Ludwig comedy will be staged March 19-April 10 at El Paso Playhouse, 2501 Montana. Jan H. Wolfe directs. Showtimes are 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays; 2 p.m. Sundays. $10; $8 for seniors; $7 for students and military ...

It’s one slice of pizza and a little over the sweater ... And I’m not going back to some little tenement mud hut in Little Mexico!” —Willy, finally letting go of the ruse that she’s friends with Betty “My favorite moment of the day is ...

If I had a time machine, I would only use it for arbitrary things. After all, if there's anything the movies have taught us, it's that messing with major events from the past is on par with giving machines artificial intelligence. So I wouldn't use ...

Put oil, soy sauce, sherry, ginger, lime and orange juices, cilantro, onions, sugar and chili flakes in large zip-lock bag. Squeeze to mix well. Add wings. Squeeze to coat well. Refrigerate 4 to 5 hours. Preheat barbecue on low heat. Remove wings ...